ODR dominates for third consecutive win
History keeps repeating itself at the Ride-Her Cup at Kettle Moraine Golf Course as the ODR once again crushed the RDO in this annual golf clash. The 27-17 victory represented the ODR's second largest margin of victory behind only the 2010 twelve point triumph.
Asked to explain his team's inability to win, RDO Captain Dave Helmers offered his usual explanation, "Once again, the treacherous ODR cheated." Dave cited an indeciferable scorecard turned in for the Betsy Helmers-Pat Walecki match and claimed the Kevin Berndt-Jason Heckendorf contest was actually won by the RDO's Heckendorf.
ODR Captain Mike Helmers pointed out that all results are final after 24 hours and that Dave had not protested prior to that deadline. Also, similar to Ryan Braun's PED case, the chain of custody and the integrity of the scorecards could not be verified, as only Dave had access to them after leaving Kettle Moraine.
Reflecting on the defeat, RDO Captain Bob Otto pondered a change in strategy for next year, "First, we need to avoid drafting Waleckis. Second, we need to provide transportation to the course for Kurt Kuntsman(a no-show this year). Third, we need to draft fat people to handle this cold weather."